After reviewing my names, I realized I went with an anatomy theme. Here are my funniest names in sports.
Baseball-Rusty Kuntz from the Detroit Tigers. I know, great name but keep reading, they get better.
Basketball-Magic Johnson. A Magic Johnson? Maybe, but its not immune to the HIV.
Football-Harry Colon-Defensive back for the Detroit Lions.
Hockey-Adam Foote. One of my favorite NHL players.
NASCAR-Dick Trickle. Ah, Dick Trickle, the smoking while drinking old style while driving NASCAR driver. I don't get racing, but it would only make sense to do it drunk. Trickle was known for installing cigarette lighters in his cars. He also drilled a hole in his helmet so he can smoke through it. On another note, I'm developing a hat with a very long back to shade people from getting a redneck.
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